My friend called me a few minutes ago. Friend: Hi J, what are you up to?
Me: I'm working.
Friend: I thought you were sick?
Me: I am.
Friend: So why are you at work?
Me: I'm at home, got a fever and feel terrible.
Friend: ...and you're still working?
Friend: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: ...I honestly don't know.